guy: "wad jobs u looking for"
me: "admin/office lor. or flexible hours de"
guy: "how much u wan"
me: "1.5k lor. ard tat range"
guy: "lol, u be my gf, i support u lor, lol"
me: "-.-"" y u so despo for gf? and for me to be ur gf somemore!? we dun even noe each other"
guy: "lol, exciting mah. not despo, just sian about e routine life style.."
me: "-.-"" sorry to disappoint u.. i'm a super boring person"
guy: "it's ok de. wanna try it out?"

WTF!?